we don't doubt we hoodie · LFG

ROBBIN HOOD
BABIES$HOODIO

get hooded ➹8,888 hoodios · to the moon →
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the wanted board

posted by the sheriff. hover a poster. every baby has a bounty.

WANTED
hoodie portrait
LIL LOXLEY
bounty: 4,200 shillings
last seen: robbing a hedge fund
WANTED
hoodie portrait
BABY TUCK
bounty: 6,900 shillings
armed with bread. extremely generous
WANTED
hoodie portrait
MARIAN JR
bounty: 8,888 shillings
do not approach. will befriend you
WANTED
ghost base
THE PALE BABY
bounty: unknown
poster recovered from the river
✦ GRAIL
WANTED
golden base
GOLDEN HOOD
bounty: priceless
1 of 1. the sheriff cries nightly
WANTED
classified subject
CLASSIFIED
██████
bounty: [REDACTED]
records sealed by the crown
stay hooded ✦ hood up crown down ✦ diamond hands ✦ no bag no glory ✦ the raid approaches ✦ stay hooded ✦ hood up crown down ✦ diamond hands ✦ no bag no glory ✦ the raid approaches ✦ stay hooded ✦ hood up crown down ✦ diamond hands ✦ no bag no glory ✦ the raid approaches ✦ stay hooded ✦ hood up crown down ✦ diamond hands ✦ no bag no glory ✦ the raid approaches ✦
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the heist

the vault is open. all chaos stops at the widget's edge.

⚔ royal decree · intercepted by the band ⚔

consulting the scrolls…

the friar is reading. patience.

0 / 4,444 minted0.02 ETH · 10 a ride · 20 per outlaw

the law of the pool. hold 1,000,000 $HOODIO and a hoodio rides in thy wallet. sell below a whole million and the sheriff takes him. buy back in and a NEW hoodio is dealt to thee. every round trip re-rolls thy fate.

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civilian
$00000000
$HOODIO +420% ⇧ … all units be advised… babies on horseback robbing the rich… do not approach… 0 of 4,444 minted… the other 4,444 ride the pool… sell below a whole million and the sheriff takes thy hoodio… diamond hands… no bag no glory… we don’t doubt we hoodie… LFG… $HOODIO +420% ⇧ … all units be advised… babies on horseback robbing the rich… do not approach… 0 of 4,444 minted… the other 4,444 ride the pool… sell below a whole million and the sheriff takes thy hoodio… diamond hands… no bag no glory… we don’t doubt we hoodie… LFG…
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